MY BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 4th NOT MAY 22nd. PLEASE DON'T WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON MAY 22nd!
MY BABIES GIVEN TO ME FROM
(Yes I just realized how wrong that sounds, but it's okay, no one ever reads these anyways.)
What I say when talking to myself:
Don't be sad that it's over, be grateful that it happened.
When you fall off that horse, you get back up and make that horse fall over and see how it feels.
When life likes to kick you in the ass;
You say, "That didn't hurt" and you push it down the stairs and ask it politely, "Did that hurt?"
Don't feel bad about something you didn't do, it shouldn't matter to you.
Don't get jealous over something you're not good at, spend time getting better at it.
Did I make all of that crap up? Maybe, maybe not, I sure as hell didn't make up you.
I made a hiccup and then tripped the hippo who infected me to get this far.
At this point I'm sure you've stopped reading and are just here to skip passed it to get to the comment section.